A new employee manual has arrived at Yoglabs...
Welcome to Yoglabs
The home of innovation
Where the only limit
Is your limited imagination
But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand
So we've got a plan that you need to understand
Page 4 - don't ever disturb the testificates while they're working
Oh, I might have already done that 'cos Mandrew got out and I was chasing him
Page 7 - don't ever go in that room that has the black door on level three
What's in there? Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Come with me to YogLabs babe-ay
We make coffee that'll blow your cares away
Take one sip and you can't help but obey
Just ignore that death ray
Here in YogLabs
We pioneer technology
From robot girlfriends
To goldfish bigonometry
So if you're feeling sick or are experiencing anti-gravity
It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality
Page 13 - if the microchip in your neck starts to itch, don't scratch it
Microchip? What the hell Lewis... ow!
And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles, please head to the bunker
Pardon? What? Missiles?
Don't worry about it!
Come with me to YogLabs baby
We really care about your personal safety
Don't you worry bout the time travel paradox
Ignore that triceratops, His name is Steve
Well sacrifices must be made, to achieve world domination
It'll all be over soon, don't worry about that abomination
Come with me to Yoglabs baby
Only 1 fatal incident lately
Initiate re-building protocol
Sit back enjoy the show
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