It’s Christmas Eve and the snow’s coming down
We fixed Christmas for some last time around
But when you’re lying down, snug in your bed
Spend a thought for some others this season instead

Christmas is great but in our time of plenty
With all these gifts I still feel empty
Who brings cheer to those in fear?
Won’t anyone think of the children here?

Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
How do his reindeer manage to fly
with the world covered in bedrock o’ so high?
Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether
It’s not just Ghasts that are shedding a tear
But we can help them together
Or they’re not getting anything this year

So open your wallets of leather
Two gold bars a month for the rest of your days
We need money to stop this forever
We know you’re all stingy but change your ways

Hey zombie pig kids yo listen up
If you're looking for a gift son, you’re In Luck.
Sloth man, G money, P Horny too,
Hat films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!
Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather,
Blowing up Treats like beds in the Nether!
We ain't got a map cos we're spending all our paper
Well that's us done we'll see you later

Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
Does he spawn stuff in with Gamemode zero?
If he cheats can he be your hero?
Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

We’ll take those gold bars and make them into blocks
Build a gold house, yeah a big shiney box
A christmas house with no crying
We’re doing it for Zombie kids, we’re not lying
...promise

We’ll make a portal out of obsidian
Sadness will be forbidden
We’ll bring that gold to them children
That gold house we will really be building

These kids will love their new home
Even if it’s located in a nether biome
Technically it’s a dimension though
And there’s no chance they will see any snow

We’re not lying, we’re really building, there’s no snow but we’ve made an effort, that’s got to count for something. For Something!

Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
Does he have the plan? Can he be the man? He ain’t batman or Superman, maybe Spider-man or Wonder Woman maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can!
Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
Reindeer aren’t even in the game
Could he use nine horses that he’s named?
Does Santa Claus
visit Zombie Pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
at Christmas Time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I