A national anthem for the glorious land of Datlof.
God bless Datlof, our proud and sovereign land
All rise for Datlof, it's power will withstand
Glorious nation of Datlof, so lovely and so free
with bountiful resources like gin, moustaches and tea
For goodness sake make no mistake we've had troubles in our past
But don't forget, we're still a threat, and our culture unsurpassed
God bless Datlof, our blessed land of pig
Noble leader of Datlof, his brain is very big
People of Datlof, raise up your swords once more
To defend the precious motherland, we will go to war!
We may be small, but we'll fight them all, until the very last man
And some will say we've had our day and we sure could use a hand
So please help Datlof, their armies are on the shore
We admit we're a little bit shit and we can't fight any more
Remember sweet Datlof, it's legend will live on
our lands they take, our heads on stakes but our hearts beat ever on!
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